9 Words Women Use.
The following list of words was sent to me by Alan, whom found it on a forum post. All I had to say after I read it was “wow…that’s so me.” 
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F@!K YOU!
9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response, refer to #3.
September 4th, 2007 at 5:06 am
Sadly, I’ve DONE some of these. I’ve never actually meant to, but if it’s any consolation, I usually tell him what’s wrong after a few minutes just because I realize we’re not getting anywhere by trying to make the other one feel dumb.
I’ve never used the last one, though…I just might start now! lol, kidding.
September 5th, 2007 at 6:27 pm
I am guilty of at least 6 of those. But I also have to say that I believe every girl is guilty of at least one of those. I’ve also seen guys use them too
haha.
P.S. If you want to link exchange let me know. I like your blog a lot.